Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

**TL;DR:** Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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WHO, ME? Welcome to another instalment of Who, Me? It’s The Reg’s reader-contributed column in which you admit to mistakes and reveal your escapes! This week, meet a reader we’ll Regomize as “Rohan” who told us that a few years back he worked on the IT side of a warehouse. “Management purchased software that required a large-screen tablet, but when they saw those cost over $1,000, they balked at the price,” Rohan writes. The tech team’s resident pimply-faced youth (PFY) was therefore given the job of finding a cheaper alternative.

Rohan didn’t pay much attention because he was about to go on a holiday. While he was away, the PFY ordered a generic 14-inch Android for just $150. “It was ordered quicker than you can say ‘I’d advise against that’,” Rohan wrote. He returned from holiday and found a package on his desk, plus an email from the PFY expressing his pride in saving the company so much money. Rohan noticed the unmistakable livery of a Chinese e-tailer on the package, and after opening it found a nine-inch tablet inside.

He therefore opened a dispute with the sellers, who asked to see a picture of the machine. “I duly sent one showing a tape measure rolled out to nine inches,”

Source: The Register

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